Friday, May 30, 2003

In all but 7 states, women outnumber men. Who is the real minority in America?... http://www.census.gov to find out more truths that the government is telling....

Monday, May 05, 2003

"I almost bought a "Fendi" in Italy from an African man who was being chased by Vatican City undercover police." - EI (true story)
If French fries are now "Freedom fries" and French toast is now "Freedom toast" doesn't that make France the "Land of the Free?"
"It never not starts." - EI about her car Harrison.
Why do some people insist on treating animals humanely when they aren't human?
Half way through applying deodorant this morning I ran out and was forced to open another stick. My left pit now eminates Cool Peak and my right pit Active Sport.