I've become desensitized to most of the news recently. I think they have run out of “news.” All I seem to hear about are things like “the Dow slipped another 147 points today,” or blah blah blah “Iraq” blah blah blah “Saddam” blah blah blah “War on Terrorism” blah blah blah. These things are neither new nor interesting. Please tell me something new and interesting if you want to claim it as news. And oh, interesting as in thought provoking or intriguing which means pop stars and reality TV shows don’t count.