I haven't quite figured out what car manufacturers are thinking when they come up with names for some of their cars. It's bad enough that most of the stuff they sell is sheer gorilla dung but what's just as bad is some of the names the come up with for these automotive manufacturer excrements.

1) Ford Aspire: I, as a cheaply made, extreamly shoddy car, Aspire to be something better: like a big-wheel or tricycle.

2) Any "Limited" car: It's a good thing they are limiting production this car since it is in the running for the most worthless vehicle on the planet.

3) Mercury Lynx: You have seen this car and not even know you saw it. I'm not an animal expert but from what I understand, a lynx is a ferocious and nimble animal: unapproachably dangerous. The Mercury Lynx however is nothing like the animal except for the "unapporachably dangerous" part. I wouldn't recommend getting to close to one.

4) Chevrolet Monte Carlo: I just recently visited Monte Carlo in Monaco and was amazed to find that there were no Chevrolet Monte Carlos anywhere: just Ferraris, Porsches, lamborghinis, Bentleys, Rolls Royces, and the occasional Maserati.

5) Buick Le Sabre: Despite the French name it is not French! Also, having spent some time in France I learned that there are a total of 4 buicks there. None of which are Le Sabres.

6) Pontiac Aztec: Amazingly, not at all related to the Aztecs. Not even designed by one!

7) Infinity: Don't know much about the cars but I do know that the name lets you know exactly how long you'll be making payments on it....

8) Ford Expedition: I don't think a trip to the grocery store for some milk on your way back from dropping your kids off at soccer really counts as an "Expedition."

9) Geo Storm: I a nice strong one is about all it would take to make this car disintegrate.

10) Pontiac Phoenix: It dies and early death and contrary to popular belief does NOT rise from the ashes.