I had the opportunity to observe thousands of Cincinnatians this weekend at Oktoberfest. I think that about half the people there were relatively easy to classify into east-sider or west-sider. West-siders are the easiest to pick out with certainty. East-siders were most likely to be dressed "business casual" and could be found frequenting the authentic German beers. Any white "ghetto playaz" wearing gold chains (w/ cross), Adidas Superstars, and drinking Miller Lite I was 99% sure they came from the west-side. A tatto of anything Nascar related ups the odds to 99.99999%.