Here are the official sports you can do and be successful at while drinking:

1) Bowling: Knock 'em down while your knockin' down.

2) Golf: It's legal to DUI a golf cart.

3) Darts: Every quality drinking establishment should have these.

4) Fishing: What else are you going to do? Catch fish? Not!

5) Billiards: Duh!

6) Video Games: This is at least as much a sport as bowling or golf...